Trouser Tosh

'You see, trousers are heading back into fashion - by autumn they will be a fully fledged mega-trend - but because they haven't been in fashion for almost a decade, none of us have got any pairs we really like.'
(Grazia, May 31, 2010, p. 34.)

Shit. Check us out wearing TROUSERS for the last ten years thinking we were cool.