Scary Tosh

'Don't be scared of it because it's cool. Don't be scared of it because it's new. Don't be scared to be different. Don't be scared to speak your mind. Don't be scared of the dark. Don't be scared to stand out in a crowd. Don't be scared of failure. Don't be scared to admit you are wrong. Don't be scared of looking stoopid (sic). Don't be scared of spiders. Don't be scared to say 'Sorry'. Don't be scared to say 'I Love You'. Don't be scared of pickles or balloons. Don't be scared to take a chance. Don't be scared of saying 'Yes'. Don't be scared of saying 'No'. Don't be scared of trying it, you might like it. Don't be scared of change. Don't be scared of the bogeyman. Don't be scared to admit defeat. Don't be scared of the boss. Most importantly, don't be scared of Naomi Campbell'.
(I-D October 2007, p. 31.)

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