Maturbatory Shoe Tosh



'Perhaps the appeal - the excitement even - lies in their elegant shape. Or perhaps it's that go-with-everything hue, or the likability factor of those two sturdy, brass buckles. Or maybe it's the appeal of those long linguine-like laces, the sort that are ideal for wrapping around the ankle several times before knotting'

(
Vogue, April 2010, p.161)

Oh, yeah, don't stop now, Vogue, we're close.